Some Element 7 Stories!

Adventures, escapades, whatever...

• To Drive the Cold Winter Away--November 28 2024
• Renhilde Gets Her Ass Kicked--November 20 2024

To Drive the Cold Winter Away

November 28 2024

The Winter Lady sat within her icy quarters, her thoughts burdened by the cold of sorrowful rumination. To breathe again that final gasp of earthy air, to watch again the fiery leaves blown from their seat in the high boughs, to whisk herself away to a warmer time, a sweeter time, when the world floated in a blissful stasis before its harsh awakening by the first blistering snow.

It was the Autumn Maiden whom she most desired--desired to caress, to hold, to invite into the warmth of her bed and never let go. But with each turn of the wheel of the year, when the keys of time were exchanged, the touch of her hand on the Maiden’s seemed to grow briefer and briefer, the other woman’s graceful brush becoming more and more of a frightened flinch. And each year, her frost seemed to grow harsher, for in the Winter Lady’s frozen halls, there was no warmth to be found, except that which she imagined in her dreams, and which she envied in her old nemesis.

It was the Summer Queen whom she most detested--detested her smile, thick and warm like a humid July (or January, idk where u live) evening, detested her words, at once sharp and sweet like apricot marmelade, detested the way she caressed the Autumn Maiden and ran her fingers through her hair, groped her flesh and curves, and claimed the woman with deep, passionate kisses, which she left the Maiden no choice but to accept. All this, even though she left the Maiden nothing to rule but the decay left behind by her outrageous fanfare, which the younger woman could only salvage in all the colors of sunset.

Long had the Winter Lady retreated into shame and silence, holding fast to the questions: had her cold drawn the ire of the Maiden? Or had the Maiden’s fright provoked the ever-harshening cold? But Gods, what fool was she to believe that this woman of goodness and innocence, the last cry of Mother Earth’s benevolence, could ever feel for the Winter Lady the way the Winter Lady felt for her? What mocking spirits of delusion haunted her so, that this woman, with a heart as barren as her domain, could ever make hot passion blossom through the permafrost; could ever make the waves of love and longing breach through the frozen surface?

But a new realization was dawning over the white-blanketed horizon of the Lady’s mind, illuminating the storm of her wistful passions and pleas in a strange new light.

See, the Winter Lady had a twin sister, named the Spring Hoe. And the Spring Hoe was NOT having it with seeing her sister al ldepressed the way she was . i mean its really freaking annoyign when ppl cry all the tiem right? And the Witner LAdy was CRYING like twenty four seven. it was really starting to annoy the Spring Hoe, who like...lowkry had to take over a ian few momths and was like "bich i cant aint do my job none if all u be doin is crying and not like getitn the earth ready for spring n shiet" so she was like..."ok we gon hunt down teh bitch who done this to u" and it turned out, that bitch wsa rthe Summer Queen.

"But bish, what we gon do abt the Summer Queen?!" the Winte rLAdy said between bouts of crying and wailing and blowing her nose into tissues.

"Weg on beat her ass, hoe," said the Spring Hoe. The Winter Lady got an excited look on her face and smiled really wide! She crumpled up her tissues and threw them to the side of her chair. "Ok bitch lets go. I'll bring my snow shovel!"

The Trek to the Summer Queen's palace was arduous, but the two sisters made it, and they bashed opne the door with a loud CRAK! That resounded through te netire estate. Some Summer palace guards tried to raise their guns and stuff at the sisters, but they used their awesome cold and magnetism (no dont ask why spring has magnet powers) powers to steal their guns and freeze them so close to absolute 0 that they broke apart!

After a bit of searching, the Winter Lady and the Spring Hoe finally found where teh Summer Queen's bedroom was--whic hwas very easy, because of how loudly she and another woma nwere moaning inside of it!

"OPEN THE FRICK UP1!!" Yeelled the Spring Hoe, kicking down the door.

"Or WHAT?!" Demanded the Summer Queen, pulling the sheets of her bed around her in a feeble attempt to look decent. IT was still unclear who the otehr woman in bed with erh was, but if u ahve been paying attenttion to the plot, u will know lol.

"OR WE GON FRICK YOU UP!!!"" Cried the Winter Lady in an enraged trance.

"TRY ME!!!" Shrieked the Summer Queen, her blonde curls bouncing everywhere. She threw off the bedhseets and stood up out of the bed, fully naked! The Winter Lady found this incredibly hot, jowever she was also ver yangry and swung her shovel down HARD on the Summer Queen's shoulder! A tormented scream rang out trhough the halls of the Summer Queen's palace as its mistress fell to teh floor, grasping at her shoulder and rolling around in pain!

"STEP ON EHR!" The Winter Lady roared, and the Spring Hoe took the cue, grinding her rain boot into the Summer Queen's face and ruining her perfect blonde hair!

"wAHT THE FUCK IJ UST GOT MY HAIR RE-CURLED AND STYLED!!!" The Summer Queen screamed through strained gasps as the broken skin on her shoulder began to bleed into the fancy carpet.

"wELL THAT'S JSUT TOO BAD!!!" Retorted the Spring Hoe, mashing her boot all over her hair even more and laughing in a maniacal way.

Don't think we forgotu abuot the hot woman in the bed with the Summer Quene. As it turned out, she sat up, and it was...THE Autumn Maiden!!!

"Yo whatcha doin to my girl?!" She demanded, all wide-eyed and looing at the gory situation on the floor.

"WHAT WE DOIN, GURL?!" The Spring Hoe asked rhetorically. "WE DOIN YOU A FAVOR IS SWHAT WE DOIN!!!" And she kept mashing the Summer Queen's hair and perfectly spray tanned and plastic surgeried skin into the floor with her muiddy ass boot.

"Hey gurl I always thoght you were hot, you know," the Winter Lady said bashfully, a bit of blush beginning to spread across her cheeks as she played with her shovel.

"You konw, bitch," the Autumn Maiden replied, also blushing, "I kind of thought so, too...you know, about you."

"Then le'ts fuck," the Winter Lady concluded, throwing off her snow clothes and climbing into the Summer Queen's bed. She began to make out wit hand fuck the Autumn Maiden ,who moaned passionately underneath her. The Winter Lady's loose blonde bun became undone and it looked VERY hot.

"HEY WHAT THE FUCK SHES MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Summer Queen yelled. But the Winter Lady and the Autumn Maiden were having too good of a sex to hear. And the Spring Hoe decided that she shouls kick the Summer Queen a little more so that her screams and moans, too, could be heard!

"YOU GON SEE ME IN UR DREAMS TONIGHT

MY FACE IS GON HAUNT YOU ALL THE TIME

I PROMISE THAT YOU GON WANT ME BACK

WHEN YOUR WORLD FALLS APART

LIKE SHATTERED GLA-AY-ASS

GLA-AY-ASS, GLA-AY-ASS, GLA-AY-ASS"

The Spring Hoe sang over and over! The song did indeed haunt the Summer Queen for the rest ofh er life.

Well the Summer Queen was left indecent on the floor, and the Winter Lady brought the Autumn Maiden back to her place to fuck. It was a little awkward, since she lives in an ice house and the Autumn Maiden was naked, but they found a way to make it work. Now the Autumn Maiden lives with the Winter QLady full time, and the yare in lesbians together. The Spring Hoe is very supportive of their relationhship.

Sadly, the Period 2 bell did not ring to save the Summer Queen.

The end!

Renhilde Gets Her Ass Kicked

November 20 2024

Renhilde was walkign aroudn school and she was strutting in her Hugo Bossu niform liek she owned the whole school. A lot of [eople stared at her, but she didn't give a frick.

"Hey, are you a fuckin bigot?" Asked a tall-ish girl with a rainbow hair and crop top that said "LOVE WINS" on it.

"Yeah I am, and I 'm prod uf othat fact" REnhilde replied, arrogantly.

Then, the girl with rainbow hair came swining and DECKED Renhildein the facE! Renhilde's nose exploded with sdearing pain that she could not conceal as blood began to bubble up in the back of her sinuses! She sputtered and coughed and wheezed and droplets of blood and muscus spratyed all over the linoleum floor.

"What the fuck was that ofr?" Renhdile cried, cupping her nose as her ears rang and her face throbbed from the pain. But before she could get a repply, she felt a sharp THWACK on ehr ribcage and stomach! !1 the rainbow-haired girl from befoer was now body slamming her against the lockers and kicking her, agony ripping thoruhg her sides and organs and forcing her knees to give out! She collapsed on the floor, screaming through muffled commotion form the crowd that was forming.

Fuck! Rhenhilde thought. And I just got this suit dry cleaned!!!

"Get the hell out of this schoo," said the rainbow haired girl. "Your kind aren't welcome here."

"Yeah teah I get the feeling," Renhilde rasped, the wind knocked out of her. She was writhing on the ground and the rainbow haired girl was gpoing in for another kick, but then....!

...suddenly, a slim girl with bouncy blonde curls shoved her way through the crowd and grabbed ahold of the rainbow haired girls legs!

"Stop that, Iris!" Yelled a shrill voice. "You can't just beat up REnhile like that!!!"

Holy shit! Renhilde thought. It's Sada TEnet!

REnhilde had had a crush on that girl for years now. She didnt even think the very hot blonde even knew her name, let alone cared enough to stand up for her. She started blushing thoruhg the pain, a new throbbing overtaking her heart that had once been in her swollen face.

Sada walked over to Renhidle while Iris just looked on in shock. "Rhenhilde?" She said. "Are you okay?"

Well REnhilde did not know hwo to reply. She watned the words to come out, but they were not coming. She wasn't sure if ti was because she was dizzy from the beating and slamming, or if ti was because this beautiful angellic creature, the boject of her affections, was actaully talking to HER.

"I..." she started to say. Then--WHAM!!!! REnhidle's world was spinning again, and she was staring up into the blinding haze of the ceiling lights!!

"WELL IF YOU WERE OKAY BEFORE I HOPE YOU'RE NOT OKAY NOW!!!" Sada roared, closing in with a nother kick to the uniformed girl's face. Renhilde felt her teeth flying out ofh er jaws, the nerves and skin holding them anchored to her gums severed in a knots of electric pain!

REnhidle tired to roll over, away from the assault, but she was unsuccessful, and Sada pounced on her back, pinning her to the floor! In any other context, Rhenhile would have found this very hot, but right now it was only hot because of the blood that was pooling from her mouth onto the floor below her jaws!!!

"YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT ALIVE!!!" Sada shrieked, uncapping her dastardly osmium-tipped fountain pen and PLUNGING the metal instrument into Renhilde's neck. Cool, sharp, and sleek, the pen slid through her skin and past her vertebrae! Renhilde was too shocked and num bto even cry.

Sada began jostling the pen around inside of Rhenhilde's neck, and Iris and the crowd bega n to clap! they thought thyat MAYBE this evil bigot's existence would finally be rbought to a dramatic end!

But then, the 2nd period bell rang and everyone had to go to class.

The end!